Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Didn't I Do This Once Before??

I could have sworn I started one of these before.  Who knows?  How many other damn things do I start and never finish??  More than most people, I would imagine.  So here I am, "at lunch" at work, trying to put my thoughts on paper.  I have been told by many people over the years that I should be a writer, a comic (stop laughing for the wrong reason!) and poet.  Again, I started my bio more than once but it went the way of the wind.  Who would ever believe my life story?  Do I remember all the details, especially since the ""M" word came into my life?  The "M" word ~ MENOPAUSE!  I would much rather go back to the once a month deal.  This is like a friggin' death sentence!  Back to the bio, right.  Another problem with menopause, you forget every damn thing.  Back to the bio.......Okay, guilt.  How many people would I hurt by writing it and maybe publishing it?  How many people would be shocked by what they read?  How many would just laugh??  I really would like to write it.  What about using a pen name?  Forget it ~ what would be the use if you couldn't do book signings, go to important events, etc.  Maybe I could wear a mask like those poor kids of Michael Jackson.
Well, back to reality.  I have 48 minutes left of my lunch break so I have to work at my other job.  Thank goodness I get some time to relax, huh!   xo